~AnimatedBeauty done gone and tagged me.

Name five items within arms reach:
1: Uh...computer?
2: Jar with caramel lollies in it.
3: A stack of cd's.
4: A DS Lite
5: Batman Annual #27

Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) - Deftones
2: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here - Weezer
3: Anything by Faith No More *fapfapfapfapfap*
4: The John Williams Superman Theme. IT IS SO A SONG!
5: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Klingon
2: Vulcan
3: That one on ST:TNG where it was lines from fables
4: Kryptonese
5: Gypsy

Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc: And note if you like them or not... if you want:

I don't like this question. Personally I think anyone who desires to be a politician should be taken away and have their brain tested for signs of life. So instead I will ask myself a different question.

"Hey G! You've been a bit "that's what she said" crazy lately...so why don't you give me five double entendres."
1: I'd like to update her journal
2: I'd like to pop her bubble wrap
3: I'd like to put my floppy in her disc drive
4: I'd like to one point her perspective
5: I'd like to deflea her pussy

Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Be hit by a car...but be unharmed, though the car has been crumpled.
2: Make Tom Cruise cry like a little bitch
3: Meet The G from Earth 2
4: Stop a mugging with some awesome kung fu moves
5: Donate my wang to New Orleans. They can wrap it around the city to prevent any future floodings

Name five friends to be tagged:
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